If you can't drive on wet pavement and you are old as fuck....GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD & OUT OF MY WAY!!!

      Alright, so I'm sure those of you who drive will understand where I am coming from with this...People who can't drive in the rain, I am saying this as nice as I can, please....GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY!
      Why is it that as soon as the road gets even the slightest droplet of rain....some people want to start driving slow as all hell?! Like they have never seen rain before, I mean, the speed limit is 45mph! The car wont all of a sudden just skid off the road if you are going the speed limit. GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY! I got places to be, and people to see....
      I just hate it (with a passion) when I get stuck behind some old fuck who thinks that going 20 in a 40 mph zone is acceptable in the freakin rain, especially if it's just DRIZZLE!!!!! UGH! it just irks the bejeezus outta me....(GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY!)
      I wish ya'll could see me in my car...LOL!!! I mean, I start spazzin' the frrrrruck out! I start bangin' on my steering wheel, cussin' the mofo in front of me the FUCK OUT!!!! I start sounding like Luda...."MOVE, Bitch, get out the way...Get out the way bitch, get out the way!" I know some of ya'll are laughing, but Im dead ass serious! I really hate it when I'm stuck behind one of these none-driving, paranoid asses and I'm trying to get somewhere....It really feels like it's being done on purpose =/ I'm like REALLY, REALLY! you can't get on to the other lane fucker! MOVE....OMG!
      I sometime have to seriously calm my self down...I remember I am in the car with a baby (most of the time) and I have to make sure that I am vigilant to the rest of the road....Because its not just the idiot in front of me that I have to worry about, it's also all the other "fuck tards" that are out there I have to keep aneye on...
      And another thing! Why are there 98 year men and women still DRIVING! If your steering wheel is crushing your chest, if it looks like if you sneeze your face will hit the wind shield, your glasses are as thick as the bottom of  coke bottles, you need assistance walking and/or pooping...Im sure it is safe to assume you do not need to be driving yourself anywhere. There is no such hurry for you in the world for your old ass to be driving!...I mean, if you need help wiping your ass, Im sure you can find someone who is capable of driving to get you where you need to go.....
      Ok, I feel better now...LOL!!!! If you have a story you would like to share...Pleae do, I need the laughs today...I hope you have enjoyed my random rant of the day....