Monday, August 29, 2011

Get Off My Bus Now!

As written on 12 Nov 2008


Get Off My Bus Now!

... It was about one in the morning on a cold January night, almost nine years ago, 50 other kids and I who had been up since six in the morning the day before, anticipated our arrival to MCRD Parris Island, SC. I was exhausted, but I couldn’t sleep. I was too excited, or maybe I was nervous, to tell you the truth, I don’t know what I was feeling. I knew that when the door to that bus opened, my life would change forever.

Females are sitting in the first five rows of the bus, while the males are occupying the rear. We aren’t allowed to speak to one another; so naturally, we pass each other notes without the bus driver knowing, “Where are you from?” and “What’s your name?” were among some questions asked. What do you expect from a bunch of teenagers straight out of High School? We know that this is the last time we will sit next to, speak to, or even fathom the idea of being in the same space with the opposite sex for the next 12 weeks. So we take the chance of getting yelled at by the driver.

As I sit on the bus in my own little world, I see my life flash before my eyes. I see myself getting up in the morning to get ready for school, I see my mom getting my little brother and sisters something to eat, and I hear my friends, Judy and Artemise, asking “How was you weekend Denise?” This is scary to me, not only because I saw what my past was like, but because I couldn’t see what my future held. I am 18 years old, and don’t know anything outside of New York City. I grew up there, and it is where all my friends and family are. My whole life was over 500 miles away but, I keep telling myself that this was the first step to becoming a grown up. I needed to break free, like a baby bird leaving the nest and learning how to fly. At least, that is what I keep repeating over and over again in my head, so as not to freak out.

I look up, from my self-induced trance, at the digital clock on the dashboard of the bus, and find out that only five minutes have passed. The bus driver shifts his weight on his chair, and looks at his watch. I see his eyes in the rear view mirror, watching our every move as to see who he would tell on to the Drill Instructor who will greet us at arrival.

Another five minutes pass by, and by this time I am really antsy. I shift in my seat, fiddling with my thumbs, and tapping my feet in an un-rhythmic tap tap tap on the floor. “I hope I’m not upsetting the girl sitting next to me”, I think to myself. So, I decide to stop my fidgeting to make sure I am not disturbing anyone around me.

I look up again, but this time the entire bus explodes into movement. I find out that we are almost there. I can see the entrance to my “new home” about a quarter of a mile away. As the MCRD Parris Island sign comes closer into view, my heart feels like it’s about to pop out of my chest. My breathing feels heavy and my palms get really sweaty. I know that the end of my old life is near and a fresh new one is about to start. Did I make the right choice? Do I really want to do this? Is it to late to turn back? All of these questions rush into my head, I thought I was prepared for what is about to come, but I realize that you can’t be prepared for the unknown.

The bus comes to a sudden stop, the door opens, and nothing happens. For a minute we sit. It feels like an eternity, you can hear a pin drop. Suddenly, a woman climbs on to the bus and stands in front of us. She has on a khaki shirt, a pair of green trousers, a black shiny belt, and a hat that looks like the one Smokey Bear wears. She was intimidating to look at, especially since I can’t see her eyes. She opens her mouth and her voice is like a volcano eruption. “Get Off my Bus Now! And step on my yellow foot prints! Quickly! Quickly!” We don’t want to upset her, so we obey as quickly as possible. She stands in front of us like she was some kind of superhero and says these words:

“You are now aboard Marine Recruiting Depot Parris Island, SC. You have taken the first step to becoming a member of the world’s finest fighting force, the United States Marine Corps. The Marine Corps success depends upon team work. Therefore, team work will be a central part of your training here at Parris Island. You will live, breathe, sleep and train as a team. The words: I, Me, or My will no longer be a part of your vocabulary. You will use words such as: This recruit, that recruit, these recruits. Do you understand?”

We all answered in unison “Yes ma’am!”

“Tens of thousands of Marines have begun outstanding service to our country on these very foot prints in which you stand today. You will carry on that proud tradition. Do you understand?” We as a newly formed family, answer again “Yes ma’am!”



Life did change, and for the better. I have grown into a more confidant, independent, strong willed woman. If it wasn’t for me getting on that bus that night, I don’t know what my present day life would be like. I didn’t realize it right then and there, but “Get off My Bus Now!” meant welcome to your new life.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Other People's Children....make me wanna smack someone!

People with bad ass kids, we all know them, at least I know One or two sets of people. I know someone whos' kids be beating on a friend of mines walls like they were the last drum set on earth. She has to beat on her living room and kitchen walls to let her dumb-ass know that the running around and beating on the walls is starting to driving her up the fucking wall! When they are upstairs, Im surprised that the living room ceiling fan hasn't fallen on them while they are in the family room watching TV at night.

It's 11pm lady! WHAT THE FUCK are your 4 yr old, and 14 month old still doing up?! My kid is in bed, asleep or awake, by 7:45pm....I need my damn sanity sometime during the day dammit! A kid is a freakin' kid!  I'll be damned if my kid is gonna be running around like a damn maniac in my house at 11pm like she ain't got no damn sense.

I know, I cant be the only one who thinks this....You are out and about in a mall and you see a bad ass kid running a damn fool, you think to yourself "Where is this kids funky ass mama?" "Why isn't this kid getting his/her ass beat?" Then the mom appears and the only thing out of her stupid mouth is "If you don't stop right now, you're going to get a time out when we get home." GTFOH lady!!!! Whoop that kids ASS! Shoot, I'll do it for you....Maybe I can whoop your ass too, for being so damn stupid! Here I have an idea, I'll give him timeout to pick up his damn teeth, or maybe time out to take my foot out his ass....Is that "TIME OUT" enough for you. 

Or what about the kids who scream from the time they walk into the store and stop when they walk out? I feel like screaming in the parents face, just so they can see how it feels to hear screaming non-stop! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BITCH! You like that trash! Calm your kids ass right fucking now!

Shit! My parents use to embarrass the hell out of me or my brother when we did something out of place. And it didn't matter where we were. Church, the park, in front of the cops! Nowhere was safe...punk ass parents today make me SICK!

What kills me about these DUMB ASS people is that they get mad when they hear someone say something about their bad ass kid/s.....You mad because you know its the truth. Knock your kids ass around a bit, and maybe, just maybe you wont hear people talk about your bad ass kid anymore =/...Don't get mad when you over hear someone say that kid is freaking ridiculous! Where is his mom when she needs to be around? WTF?! Why is he digging holes in your front yard? Why is he pulling thats baby's hair? Why is his knee on his baby brothers head? Why did he punch that boy in the crotch? AND WHY O' WHY....Is he outside his house at 6am in his underwear down the street in someone else's house?!

I feel like drop kicking people, or going straight Marine Corps on some nasty ass people with no damn discipline....Get some fucking discipline in your life, and maybe, just maybe that will rub off on your kids....Fucking JACKWAGONS!

Carry On readers, Carry On.