Here's my problem. I have a daughter (my only one, my lil monkee) who is the SPITTING image of her dad. I mean, I know she doesn't look anything like me....if I didn't know, I would and have been reminded more than once while out with her. So freakin' irritating!!!!
This is what the conversations are usually like when I'm out and about with my daughter.
Dumb Ass: What a pretty baby!
Me: Oh, why thank you.
Dumb Ass: Where's the mommy?
{My reaction} 0.o "/
Me: I am the mommy (in my agitated voice)
Dumb Ass: Oh, I'm sorry. She doesn't look like you at all. Who does she look like?
{My reaction} 0.o!
[in my head]: thanks for stating the obvious GENIUS!
Me: Um! Do I really need to answer that question?
End of conversation....I didn't even answer....I just simply walked away.
Hey shit for brains! If I just said, I am the mommy, and you see she doesn't look like me....WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME WHO SHE LOOKS LIKE?!
Here's another one that happened to me about 2 months after she was born...I found her to be really freakin' rude and she caught me off guard.
Dumb Ass#2: She's gorgeous!
Me: Thank you =)
Dumb Ass#2: Why are you changing that baby's diaper? Shouldn't the mom be doing that? Where is she?
Me: Um, I am the mom.
Her: She looks nothing like you, I don't believe you.
{At this point, I'm turning purple (can't turn red, since I'm a bit dark...lol)}
Me: Believe what you want! How dare you accuse me of any wrong doing with MY daughter.
Her: Um, I'm sorry, she just doesn't look like you....Sh..
Me: I would suggest you leave before the Marine comes out of me.
Her: {walks away looking stupid, confused, and scared}
I mean, I completely understand why someone would ask me if she were mine. She really looks nothing like me. It feels like I carried her, but my hubby had her. That's how much they look alike. She's him, in female form =/ I can honestly say that the only thing I can claim is that she and I share the same hair color...LOL! I know it's sad, but it's the only physical thing I can say she and I share =( I pushed her out, that counts for a lot, but if it weren't for that...I wouldn't be able to prove she was mine. Isn't that sad? Maybe it's just me...
So, I'm just gonna answer all the stupid questions now, ok?!
I know she doesn't look like me. Yes! she is my baby. She looks like her father, and for the love of all that is HOLY! Yes! she is a mixed baby!!!! What gave it away? The fact that she looks exotic? or is it that she looks native? Or maybe it was the texture of her hair? Whatever gave it away, congratulations for figuring it out =/
WTF is wrong with some people? If you have nothing nice to say, or if you think what you are about to say or ask may be offensive, rude, or taken the wrong way. DON'T say it. It'll save everyone involved the migraine that is sure to come to me, and the sure embarrassing that is coming to you.
IDIOTS!
You be the judge .....Who does she look like?
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| Dad & baby (even at this angle you can tell) |
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| Mom & baby |
Please answer this question truthfully, don't say she looks like me just to comfort me. =) I get that a lot too...ha ha.
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