Have nasty, crusty feet?! Keep them sh!ts to yourself!!!!!

The summer is around the corner, and clothes are becoming more scarce on the human body. Shorts, navel showing shirts, and the feet are starting to come out too...Here's my problem, if your feet look like you spend your days kicking rocks for a living...You need not be wearing ANY KIND of open toed shoes...ANY KIND!

I know you guys have been walking down the street or in a store, and while looking down you have seen some shit that made you GAG! Come to find out, that what you have just seen were someones FEET! Here are some examples of what I am talking about....

 Rock Star?

These feet are what my lil sister would call "FRRRRRUCKED!" You can forget about the Pedegg, a Personal Foot Spa, an Electric Wood Shaver, Sh!t you can't pay the local nail shop enough money to put their hands on these nasty looking things this person calls "feet"...There is no Pedicure in the world! That can help these God forsaken dawgs out. My suggestion, Cut these suckers off at the root and get you some new ones! Help this person Baby Jesus!

Did these shoes call for an order of Bunions?!

If your feet have that what people call "Bunions" DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT wear open toed ANYTHING! Look at this chicks feet...It looks like she growing baby toes...Fucking NASTY!!!! I can completely understand if you want to be up on the latest fashions, but COME ON SON! If your feet look this fucked up! You shouldn't even be walking with them, let alone put them out for the WHOLE WORLD TO SEE!!!!!



WTF?!

Why, Oh Why....Just why?! That's all that comes out of my mouth why I see this? Who in the BLOODY HELLLLLLLLL! Let this bitch walk out her house, with her feet out?! Better yet, Why in God's green earth did anyone let this girl buy these sandals in the first place?! I don't give two flying squirrel nuts what anyone says! Why is this bitch walking around with STUBS for toes, and showing them off like they cute? On top of that, Doesn't it look like she's flipping you off with her DAMNED feet? Whoever let their 'friend" out looking like a damn fool, needs to be SHOT on the spot! At least the one toe nail that she has on each foot is taken care of....

Are Those Fingers or Toes? Im confused O.o
FAIL!!!

I know, we have all seen this sh!t once or twice in our lives....Riddle me this, Why does this chick insist on trying to fit her size 13 foot, into this size 6 shoe? Did she REALLY think that no one was gonna see this mess?! Your feet are too big, Your toes are to damn long (looking like she has fingers instead of toes)....Looking like a (in my John McCord voice)  FUCKING TURD NUGGET! Stop trying to convince yourself that you can fit these shoes hoe! You know you haven't worn a size 6 since the 4th Grade! I bet you are related to the Yeti...Big Footed as BITCH! Go kill yourself for even attempting to fool people....DUMB ASS BITCH!!!!

Here's my deal, if your feet look like they got ran over by a frieght train, or they look like you play soccer with boulders...You really shouldn't, I can't stress this enough, be showing off those things you call feet. I would perfer to call them "Ankle Stubs"....Just a suggestion, but what do I know, RIGHT?

Have a blessed, and Ugly Feet free day!