Muffin Tops: Natures way of saying "You are to fat for those jeans!"

 Disclaimer:  If you get offended with anything that you are about to read....I might be talking about your big ass....LOL!!!!

MUFFIN TOPS: Natures Way Of "Nicely" Letting You Know "YOU ARE TO FAT FOR THOSE JEANS!"

Ok, so the warmer months (hopefully) are finally approaching and you know what that means people...We get to see people wear some shit they shouldn't be wearing....

Here's what the Urban dictionary defines a Muffin Top as;

When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.

If you look like any of these pictures YOU ARE WRONG!!!!! If you have friends that leave their house looking like this, and you didn't say anything to stop them...YOU ARE WRONG!!!!



I Love My Muffin Top....No One else does....

The classic big girl portrail..."Oh, I can fit into my old pre-baby jeans, let me squeeze my fat, out of shape ass into them."  GTFOH! No one wants to see that shit! Put some clothes that fit!

Its always the girl, who wears a size 16 that wants to squeeze her big ass into a size 6 jean....Really?! If your friends were REALLY your friends, they wouldn't let you out your house looking like a frozen biscut can that has popped in the middle....Just saying.

Muffin Top in a Skirt....You are NOT Britney Spears!

"It's NOT Britney Bitch!"....Yeah, the Skirt "MIGHT" be cute, but your excessive Muffin Top isn't! Come on girl! either buy a bigger sized skirt, or don't wear this shit at all....You are not back in HS where that school girl outfit actually fit your big ass...Stop kidding yourself, what are you trying to prove? Oh, I know what...that your are a dumb ass brawd, who thinks that anything she wears looks good on her....FUCK NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!  No one wants to see that shit!!!! Put some clothes on that actually fit.

That's a Butterfly?! Looks like a dying Moth.....



That's a Butterfly?! Looks like a dying Moth. If you started off with your Tattoo looking like a cute little butterfly, and now looks like a dying moth...Your ass, probably 9 times out of 10, won't fit in the jeans you wore to get the tattoo...Wear jeans that fit bitch, or don't show off your butterfly/moth or whatever that thing on your back is....



Like I said before....If you look like anyone of these above, and even think for a split second that wearing tight, skimpy jeans, shorts, skirts, ect are cute on you...YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!

Have a blessed, and hopefully Muffin Top free day....=)