Someone, PLEASE! come up with a cure for Dumbass-itis! You don't look and will NEVER look like Nicki Minaj!



"It's NOT Barbie Bitch"



Nicki Minaj, the self proclaimed Black Barbie has created a wave of Minaj wannabes....There is an epidemic people keep yourselves protected...It seems contagious!



Why do we have a gang of females trying to dress, and act like Nicki? They definitely DO NOT look like Nicki...Last Halloween was freakin' ridiculous! I saw, Black girls, White girls, Hispanic girls, shoot I even saw men dressing up like her...

Here are a couple of examples....

Why in the world would I want to look like this? Nicki, I love some of your music, but you look like a walking push pop. WTF?! were you thinking when you decided to wear this mess of a wardrobe? The Pink beehive wig, with the purple martian-woman get up really?!

Nicki Minaj: The Human Popsicle.

Nicki Look-a-likes? What's wrong with this picture?

Nicki Minaj's Look-a-like Contest...Who the HELL lied to these chicks! (Poor Nicki looks confused) Look at the piggly one on the right corner of the picture...SMDH! Which one of her friends was the one responsible for this crap? I blame them for letting her think she could pull this crap off.



 Nicki Minaj-ish?

NOOOOOOOOOOO Bitch! You DO NOT look like Ms. Minaj. You think that because you are wearing what you think is Nicki Minaj-ish, you look like her? FUCK NO! Not even close. I can tell you what you look like. You look like a fucking idiot!



The White Nicki: Caucasian Persuasion
FAIL!!!!

The White Nicki....Ok, so the white girl population has tried to join the festivities...Just one problem, this is a total FAIL!!!! This brawd looks like a total retard trying to fit in with the rest of the DUMB ASS Chicks that think they are in the "IN CROWD"

Here's my ULTIMATE Nicki Minaj FAILS!!!!!



Nicki Man-aj... =/

What in the Bloody FUCK was this NEGRO thinking? I'm guessing nothing, because he looks like a HOT ASS MESS!!!!Help him baby Jesus!

 WTF?! Big Nicki?!

This is killing me, just like Im sure it's killing you to even look at this Beached Whale in pink, thinking she look like Nicki Minaj. Nothing in the world wil help you look like Nicki Sweety....NADA!!!! Shamu looks like she swallowed Nicki and shitted this thing out! (Insert finger into mouth and gag now!) Now go kill yourself!



 Mirror image? I think not...

Just because you wear something close to what you saw Nicki wear once, does not give us the illusion that you lost weight bitch! You are still FAT!!!! This poor "Cat Suit" is scream for HELP! You look like you ate Nicki for lunch! Do us all a favor and disappear for even trying to wear this crap. My eyes hurts from trying not to go blind...Fucking HORRIBLE!



 And just like that (in my Nicki Minaj voice) "Yeah, I just shitted On'em"....