What NOT to wear: Prom Edition

The Royal Idiots!

Prom season is right around the corner, and if you remember around this time you were trying to find that "Right" dress/suit for the BIG NIGHT. You wanted to make sure that you and your date were going to stand out from the rest of the crowd. These outfits were gonna be the talk of the prom and for years to come. That's all fine and dandy, but some people took that sh!t to the EXTREME! and when I say extreme, I mean WAY OUT THERE...


Don't believe me? Here are some examples....Fair warning, what you are about to see WILL cause uncontrollable laughter....You have been warned.

OHHHHHHHHH! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Spongebob Square STUPID!....Apparently this dumb ass bitch! One question though...Where's the man of the hour? Where's Spongebob? I bet the poor soul who asked this chick to the prom took one look at this bullsh!t she calls a dress and said something like this "Ummm, yeah about prom night, I won't be able to make it...I have to shave my nuts that night. Sorry. Maybe some other time." And walks the fuck off! LOOK.....She even has the matching purse to go with the dress...Only God knows what this poor child was thinking when she thought that this was a good idea....(in my Kevin Hart voice) Help her baby Jesus!


Sesame Street had a Prom?  

Unless your date to the prom is going to Big Bird, you should NEVER! EVER, NEVER! Think that wearing this is a good idea. I would never suggest this atrocity of a dress to a Muppet, let alone a living breathing person. The person who even put this dress idea on paper should be strangled with the fabric with which this dress was made on the spot!

Easter Egg Inspiration? Maybe?

 I guess these two Dodo Birds thought that by wearing these "things" they call dresses, that they would look hot. Well, they got one thing right, they look like a "HOT ASS MESS!" These two fools look like the Easter bunny had eaten bad Easter eggs for lunch, and he threw up all over their stupid asses. Their moms should be slapped for even letting their daughter leave the house looking like this...

Related to Sisqo?

By looking at this picture can you hear this in your head....
"Ooh dat dress so scandalous
And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish"
No? I guess, I'm the only one then...I wonder why?

Going out in total FAIL fashion

Baby's first Prom...They gotta start somewhere, right?

Do I even have to comment on this one? WTF is NOT wrong with this picture...I'm lost for words, I have no comment. Insert your own comment, I'm sure anything you say will be funny as all hell....Oh and another thing, Can anybody PLEASE help me? Can anyone figure out what the hell the bottom arrow is pointing at? I'm confused. I don't like being confused =(


Baby, Baby!

"I love it when they call me Big Momma!" Biggy came back in female form...LOL! Sorry, I had to take it there....And what the hell were the goof troops on the right side of this picture thinking when they picked out these outfits? They would win the best dressed Smurfs contest, for SURE!

I didn't know HBO had Proms

(In my Michael Buffer voice) In the Left corner we have The Red Bandits, and in the Right Corner we have The Purple Guppies...When the FUCK did hoodies become prom fashionable? I wonder who came up with the idea for this mess?! I'm sure that if I turn my TV on to Friday Night Fights on HBO we would see all these (in my John McCord voice) Tard Flakes on the screen...

Since I know some of you guys that read this have kids....One day your kids will go to High School and that glamorous day will rear its ugly head...I really hope you can remember this post and the pictures in it. Know what NOT to let your kids wear to a formal outing, you can be sure that they will go down in history as the idiot that showed up to the Prom looking like a freaking idiot!

Have a blessed day everyone....